Sunday, October 12, 2014

A Moment of Butt, Butt Complete; or, Gotta love gtranslate

So, I am taking a creative writing class... in Hebrew. Really, I want to just be taking a Hebrew class in Hebrew, but the only level that was even vaguely appropriate for me that fit into my schedule this semester was creative writing, so here I am. It's too hard for me, but only juuuuust... so I'm hanging on by my much-bitten fingernails. Anyway, this morning I wrote my homework assignment without benefit of dictionaries and things, so I did my best offline and sat down just now to correct and fix all the errors I made, now that I can look up the correct spellings and words for things I didn't get quite right. I started by dumping the whole thing into Google translate. Here's the result, without any corrections or adjustments at all. Far more amusing than the story I intended...

It all started with a shovel, as things start. First, just me my home, walking on the street, think my thoughts, listen to my music. I was happy with the weather passed, that knows that winter was coming, but has not yet arrived. When the car stopped by, I barely glanced over my shoulder, but something caught my eye. How old is this child, who was driving the car? Ten? Twenty ending? When looked at him, I found out there were looking at me. Then the truck came. The driver of the truck was leaning on his horn, but the child can not go because now there were three other cars at the intersection.

It got noisy when the bus came, because it was called just as the policeman came to the horse from the other direction. All Hteirim Nissho got off time, with your cameras. The guide contains a cliff them to stay on the bus but they did not Hcshibo. He was totally Afktibi. The policeman blew his whistle but tourists continued to approach the horse, taking pictures all the time with their phones and cameras. Finally, the officer had enough. He dismounted and walked into the plug. He blew his whistle again and yelled, very loudly, everyone freeze! There was a moment of butt, butt complete, then the horse whinnied and galloped rebellion road. People were screaming and crying infant will contain. I turned just in time to see two men get out of their cars, cursing each other, and prepare for battle. Something's cellphone rang, and a woman called Stop! Everybody stop! My daughter, my daughter! "

All the confusion, no one noticed the little girl that migrated into the movement, a few steps behind the little yellow ball of fluff. She was totally concentrated Duckling probably get separated from the others at the park in the corner. Leet approached the girl, and she raised her hands gently platypus. She smiled the biggest smile in the world. Everyone returned to their cars, the girl took the duck safely on a new face and her mother raised her. Traffic flow back to normal and I continued my trip.

3 comments:

Semen Rendi said...
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Jjd said...

That was totally Afktibi.

ReadDanceBliss said...

From today's assignment: "Use the sofa you love goats."
Sure, gtranslate, that's EXACTLY what i was trying to say.