Wednesday, May 23, 2007

What's the name of his other leg?

Ok, I've never been crazy about pirates and pirate crap like some others I know, but I loved this and had nowhere else to stick it, so I'm sticking it here:

I mean, a pirate joke is a pirate joke, but a joke that's pirates + books, I give in. Ha!

Thursday, May 17, 2007

Recount / Sure to stirrup controversy

So, twice recently someone has been counting money for me and would have (unintentionally) stiffed me ten bucks if I hadn't've been paying attention: first, at the BANK, the teller couldn't count out $200 for me correctly the first three times she tried it and I said "try again" until she got it right (and then looked incredibly embarrassed and apologized a lot). Then it was the woman giving me cash back at the grocery store who was starting to get annoyed with me when I asked her to re-count, but she too apologized when she realized she owed me ten.

What is this, Florida?

(The deeper question is: seriously, why does Erica need so much cash?)

Also this week, LATAWNA, the Naughty Horse, Learns to say "No" to Drugs. Thanks, Jim; I needed that. (No, wait, what I needed were these reviews on amazon, ohmigod!)

Monday, May 14, 2007


"I can't believe you're still out here!

"It's just that I had about six imaginary conversations with you as I walked out before, and I've just had three more on my way back in... including one in which I told you about this imaginary conversation, and imagined telling you about it and... frankly, it's to the point where I'm lost in the recursion. Anyway, how's the car?"

Saturday, May 12, 2007

Send Sympathy

I have three stitches in my head! The first (only?) three stitches of my life. Outpourings of love welcome... as always :)

Friday, May 11, 2007