What's the name of his other leg?

Ok, I've never been crazy about pirates and pirate crap like some others I know, but I loved this and had nowhere else to stick it, so I'm sticking it here:


I mean, a pirate joke is a pirate joke, but a joke that's pirates + books, I give in. Ha!

Recount / Sure to stirrup controversy

So, twice recently someone has been counting money for me and would have (unintentionally) stiffed me ten bucks if I hadn't've been paying attention: first, at the BANK, the teller couldn't count out $200 for me correctly the first three times she tried it and I said "try again" until she got it right (and then looked incredibly embarrassed and apologized a lot). Then it was the woman giving me cash back at the grocery store who was starting to get annoyed with me when I asked her to re-count, but she too apologized when she realized she owed me ten.

What is this, Florida?

(The deeper question is: seriously, why does Erica need so much cash?)

Also this week, LATAWNA, the Naughty Horse, Learns to say "No" to Drugs. Thanks, Jim; I needed that. (No, wait, what I needed were these reviews on amazon, ohmigod!)

kizmeet

"I can't believe you're still out here!

"It's just that I had about six imaginary conversations with you as I walked out before, and I've just had three more on my way back in... including one in which I told you about this imaginary conversation, and imagined telling you about it and... frankly, it's to the point where I'm lost in the recursion. Anyway, how's the car?"

Send Sympathy

I have three stitches in my head! The first (only?) three stitches of my life. Outpourings of love welcome... as always :)

ultra-violet whaa?

I will, myself, one day lament the dearth of snarkiness in this blog.