I should just have an "egg salad" tumblr by now, eh?

Go read this article about a fish being eaten by a shark being eaten by a shark!

And while we're here... tumblr? I hardly know 'er!

Also, this:

(Twitter? I hardly know 'er!)

Also, regarding the official inclusion of the meaning of figuratively into the dictionary definition of the word literally, I still propose beginning now to use figuratively in every day conversation, every day, as follows:

I am figuratively sitting at my computer right now. 

I am figuratively updating my blog at this moment.

And now, I am figuratively ending this random post and going to bed.  Gnight.