ChattarangaNesheshin; Or, Celebrating the Small Victories

I’ve been to yoga class 6 times in the month of April! (Two at Annie’s, two in Tallahassee, one at Black Dog).

i might have written a poem yesterday.

There was a time before you.
There was a time before me.
There once was a time before cars and microwaves and iPods.
There was, hard as it is to believe, a time before Diet Coke.
There was a time before smog, a time before cities, a time before Big Oil.
There was a time before you.
There was a time before me.
There was, and I remember it, a time before honey-mustard dressing.
There was a time before.
There was a time.
There was.

Why I moved here

Every single town in the Valley has been called “the porn capital of the world”, I swear to god. And some towns nearby but not actually in this Valley, like Simi Freakin' Valley.